The Onion on Social Media

America's Finest News Source sums up the essence of social media: Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet.

"We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, [expletive deleted], and total and complete wastes of [expletive deleted] human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment," Mylenek said. "What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?"

LOL.